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Aging Law Student
mjzrn: (my-jeezer-on); slang for intense religious worship; "I'm getting 'mjzrn."



Sleep Goblin
jndlayms (gin-lay-ums) - pj's designed specifically for laying around and drinking gin.

Neel Mehta
wvlsm ("WEE-vil-some"): like a weevil.

kckihvli ("kick-ee-heh-VAH-lee"): a toddler always able to kick you where it causes the most pain.

Karton
otuhg -- ("Oh, too, gee ...") That initial, split-second, rise-fall reaction you have -- sometimes aloud, sometimes not -- to someone else doing that clever thing you were just about to do. Perhaps similar to the initial reaction one could have when arriving at a party, event, etc., and seeing someone else in the same outfit, or giving the same gift, etc.



Wendy
vpvkociw: the v and k are silent (pronounced "pah-kew"). (verb) To nearly obtain an object.

boljmwnx (balge-wim-en-ex): the expunging of curvaceous females from one's existence.

cfecxr (see-FIX-er): 1. the act of repairing something that you just noticed to be in need or repair. 2. Telling someone that you've repaired a thing while speaking like Chico Marx: "She's a-fixed!"

hqlitv - High Quotient literary content: contains too many verbs.

xqfttpkt - "excuse me for taking packets."


awmma (aw-m' ma): any word mistakenly called "baby's first word".


craig kaye
qydbetve: common Brit slang for "quid bet eh?" e.g., I believe the distance from here to that sheep is 200 meters. Response: quid bet eh? how about 5 quid.

beabue: translated from French for an attractive baby, pronounced bay-bo


Kim
zjknfbi -- Special agent ZJ Kane, coming soon to CBS.

warren p.k.
rqqtalvi: apparently some new kind of pasta.

Phantom Scribbler
xweqs: Equus

Nice work, everybody. Now lets get those entries going for next week!

UPDATE: To get you going for next week:

kbcwaeye -- an ability to spot a French Canadian from a mile away (quebecquois-eye).