The Columnist Manifesto

would the ship that takes you there feature sailors shouting "curds away!" instead of anchors aweigh?

fkmipdf - may i rewrite this one in a less vulgar form as lvmipdf for love my .pdf?
 

If I could be marooned with Wallace and Grommit, it wouldn't be so bad...

But would there also be Japanese SF monsters there?

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annxpvk - annex pevek - a movement by dislexics to obtain an eastern Province of Canada for the United States.
 

A beach of Parmasean, seashells of cheddar. Coconut trees of mozzerella sticks with cheese curd coconuts. Mmmmmmm....
 

Sara -- you may be onto a new song, kind of a dairy state version of Big Rock Candy Mountain.

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uvxqtcr ("u-v-x cute car") -- a sporty convertible the provides ultra-violet protection even with the top down.
 

Only if I can take the walk-in cooler with me.