Monday, May 29, 2006

 

I warmly welcome polite dissenting commenters

... but I wonder whether there's a conservative conspiracy. I wonder whether a well-funded conservative organization has enlisted people to comment on "liberal" blogs. The organization assigns one regular commenter to each target blog.

According to my conspiracy theory, Bryan got tired of my blog and asked for reassignment. (You haven't seen him around here lately, have you?) And they've replaced him with DBP.

Comments:
I miss Bryan. This DBP person is inconsistent and unreliable.
 
You're way off. It's me!

I was assigned to your blog by the Bloggers' Initiative Toward Conservative Headway. (There's a lot of us BITCHes out there.)

But something happened that changed my political leanings. As much as I'd like to say that it was your well-reasoned liberal arguments, I must admit it's more likely the disastrous Bush/Cheney administration, which is out to destroy everything for which the Republican Party stands.
 
Is DBP bugging you? Send him to my blog. I'll take care of him.
 
DBP is NOT bugging me -- I warmly welcome polite dissenting commenters.
 
Hi all,

Tonya, so sorry for the inconsistancy AND unreliability. I barely have time to post to my own blog, so I will likely remain inconsistant and etc.

Neel, you are an imposter: I have never missed any of the (redacted) VRWC meetings and have never seen you there.

Janelle, I have visited your blog a couple of times--it seems far more personal than Oscar's and so commenting on it would feel intrusive. You will just have to lay into me here.

Oscar, thanks!

One small note: As far back as I can remember, I have done my initials in lower-case. It saves effort and I think that it looks better too.

dbp
 
Hi Oscar,

You know I'll always be watching.

Best wishes,

Bryan


BTW, I resent the idea that someone would pay me for the drivel that I am so capable of spewing for free.
 
dbp: Of course you haven't seen me at the headquarters of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy. BITCH is an evil spinoff of the VRWC, sort of the SD-6 of conservativism.

You know, Moby also does the lower case thing. Who knew you two had something in common?
 
DBR: Since you aren't bugging Oscar, there's no need to lay into you now. My apologizes if I sounded rude. I just feel a little protective of the authors of my favorite blogs.

I'm happy that your dissenting comments are polite. I wish more people could be like you when they disagree.

As you were then!

: )
 
Oops. I spelled your name wrong, DBP. Sorry!
 
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