Tuesday, June 20, 2006


Things I'm Glad I Won't Be Alive to See -- #23

When the bottled water bottlers, like Coke, Pepsi and Perrier, start selling bottled air. They will market it as "pure mountain air" but it will just be regular old suburban air with a subtle pine scented air freshener. People will think it's cool to carry their own PBAs -- Personal Breathing Apparatus -- which will include such extra features as video displays and text-messaging capability.

Maybe you should check out the Oxygen Experience. Here's the link.
You plan on dying soon or something? The Bush administration still has another two years to destroy the environment, with corporations ready to peddle their oxygen reserves.

And I, for one, can't wait to invest in Big Air.
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