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It's just too good to be true that newly minted law graduate Moral Turpitude pulled this word verifiction on the very day she was congratulated on this blog.


First Prize

Moral Turpitude
whoesqw: I'm going to fudge and add an r to the end of this to make: Who?? Esquire!!

Who's the esquire? You're the esquire!

Runner(s) Up

Janelle Renee
bldtx (bald text): the naked truth written quite plainly for all to understand.

Staying with the lawyer theme for a moment, we have Wendy and Neel combining for a "set-up and spike" of this one:

Wendy
jdbxfkg - there is an f-bomb begging to be used in this one.

neel mehta
jdbxfkg - there is an f-bomb begging to be used in this one.

Maybe. Sparring partners with law degrees get down and dirty on the canvas?

Neel was on fire this week, and is the winner of the special Neel Before Me(hta) Award for Sustained Excellence in Quantity and Quality. Any one of these was good enough to be a winner (or at least a runner up):

neel mehta
scwyin (SKEW-in'): the act of messin' with one's head, in a not quite parallel or perpendicular fashion.

whiyzarx (WISE-arks): a smarter version of the Ozarks.

kujmpi (koo-JIMPY): delectable, though live, seafood.

lzhnf (LAZE-enough): a satisfactory amount of relaxation. In honor of Moral Turpitude.

ekgrcizl (EKG-rock-izzle): Snoop Dogg's steady heartbeat.

ronpcq (ron-PACK): the complete set of Ronco products, as seen on TV, all for a reasonable price, minus shipping and handling.

abbzcl (AB-sic-le): a frozen confection that's a tasty midsection.

voyewo (voy-eh-WHOA): a Peeping Tom that found something really good.

While Neel has been "on fire," Warren p.k. wins the Smokin' Award (as in what have you been smokin?) for this one, which made me laugh out loud:

warren p.k.
usrqktoe -- u.s. regimental quick toe -- a new military parade move (usually done in full dress uniform with gold rope plaits on the shoulder)

Honorable Mentions

warren p.k.
jrhuid = junior human i.d. (those little plastic bracelet/footlets they put on newborns in the hospital)

zdpdg -- the last page in a canadian book


Wendy
jdbxfkg - there is an f-bomb begging to be used in this one.

jysqv - joys of quivering.

walmkxx - the high you get when shopping at walmart.

dlzgm - (dazzle-gram) a card, email or other message containing lots of sparkly bits.


Janelle Renee
larzax: Lorax always chuckled when people incorrectly pronounced his name. He didn't mind as long as they cared about the trees.

Oscar Madison
gkpng -- (1) "geek-keeping": monitoring statistics relating to someone's geeky habits, such as the speed of reading biographical tomes; (2) "geek-ping": an electronic warning signal to alert friends to intervene before the geeky habit gets out of hand

muiuiui -- (French) Pepe Le Pew saying "yes, yes, yes!" Note the "mmmm" leading into the "oui."

And the Special Award for "Best Word verifictionary Related to the Accompanying Blog Post":

warren p. k.
gwrvrs -- george washington's rivalries!

Very fitting for what has turned into U.S. History Week here at the Manifesto.