Tuesday, May 09, 2006

 

I am a famous dictionary entry author

In a recent post called, and about, "Bums in Seats," I noted the inconvenient fact that I couldn't find a handy definition of that phrase on the web.

Well, problem solved! See the sparkly new entries for "bums in seats" and "butts in seats" at Urban Dictionary... courtesy of yours truly!

Comments:
2 thumbs up for the butter on popcorn bums and butts in seats definitions.

(Hm. I'm feeling a 55 coming on...)
 
Phat!

I mean, I am so jealous.

ronpcq (ron-PACK): the complete set of Ronco products, as seen on TV, all for a reasonable price, minus shipping and handling.
 
Oscar, you should check out the definition of "the city" at urbandictionary.com

Incidentally, urbandictionary is generally the first source to consult for any new phrase, slang, or rap music lyrics. The OED and Webster just can't keep up w/the egalitarian urbanD. UrbanD is especially wonderful in that it allows the people to instantly augment our lexicon.
 
It's taken me 2 days, but I've finally got the scansion:

I am a famous author of a dictionary entity
I wrote a definition for the missing slang phrase "bums in seats"
I have a toaster oven sitting proudly on a kitchen shelf
My windshield is kept crystal clear by wipers I installed myself


I leave it as an exercise for the rest of you to complete this silly parody.

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jdbxfkg - there is an f-bomb begging to be used in this one.
 
I leave it as an exercise for the rest of you to complete this silly parody.

No, you did fine with one verse. Nice meter!

jdbxfkg - there is an f-bomb begging to be used in this one.

Maybe. Sparring partners with law degrees get down and dirty on the canvas?

abbzcl (AB-sic-le): a frozen confection that's a tasty midsection.
 
Wendy -- that was delightful!
 
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