The Columnist Manifesto

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(chuckles out loud)
 

"Oh, smashing, groovy, yay capitalism!"
 

I obviously missed something, but because it sounds government related, I think I'm okay with that.
 

Oh, honey, the color is just so wrong for a peasant jacket, and the buttons positively SCREAM petit bourgeouise. You were asked to design the definitive suit for the cultural revolution, but I see light blue imperialism. It's not a great fashion leap forward.
AUF WIEDERSEHN (air kiss, air kiss) and off to the countryside with you for 10 to 15 years.