Tuesday, September 13, 2005

 

Bush Weighs Candidates to Lead FEMA

... According to an unnamed White House source, 5th grader Connor Gryzbowski, a senior member of the Lafayette Elemtary School "safety patrol," is "on the short list" to replace Michael Brown as head of the beleaguered federal relief agency.

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"Connor"

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Brown

Speaking on a condition of anonymity, the White House source observed that 10-year old Connor "clearly has more security-related experience than the Arabian horse guy did."

# posted by Oscar Madison @ 6:33 AM
Comments:
*pulls out the "officially funny" stamp*
Where do you want this?
# posted by Blogger Sleep Goblin : 6:53 AM, September 13, 2005
 
Connor has some stiff competition for the FEMA job: the Cafeteria Lady at the High School (because she can cook for and feed thousands of people a day on a shoestring budget), the Pointy Haired Boss from Dilbert, and the Clydesdale horse judge from the State Fair.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:51 AM, September 13, 2005
 
I think you misspelled the name of the new head. Come on, he's of humble Polish origins and about to assume important duties. Get it right! (It's Grzybowski.)
# posted by Blogger nina : 11:12 AM, September 13, 2005
 
Nina, thanks for the correction. Actually, the error originated with a typo on this
Polish Surnames website! An error on the internet -- can you believe it?
# posted by Blogger Oscar Madison : 8:00 AM, September 14, 2005
 
I am laughing aloud at this.
# posted by Blogger jo(e) : 8:20 PM, September 14, 2005
 
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