Tuesday, September 13, 2005


Bush Weighs Candidates to Lead FEMA

... According to an unnamed White House source, 5th grader Connor Gryzbowski, a senior member of the Lafayette Elemtary School "safety patrol," is "on the short list" to replace Michael Brown as head of the beleaguered federal relief agency.



Speaking on a condition of anonymity, the White House source observed that 10-year old Connor "clearly has more security-related experience than the Arabian horse guy did."

*pulls out the "officially funny" stamp*
Where do you want this?
Connor has some stiff competition for the FEMA job: the Cafeteria Lady at the High School (because she can cook for and feed thousands of people a day on a shoestring budget), the Pointy Haired Boss from Dilbert, and the Clydesdale horse judge from the State Fair.
I think you misspelled the name of the new head. Come on, he's of humble Polish origins and about to assume important duties. Get it right! (It's Grzybowski.)
Nina, thanks for the correction. Actually, the error originated with a typo on this
Polish Surnames website! An error on the internet -- can you believe it?
I am laughing aloud at this.
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