Monday, July 11, 2005


"Dude, where's my shorts!?"

That's what I blurted out yesterday morning, to no one in particular. To my closet in fact.

Isn't it a shame, by the way, that the word "ejaculate" has become virtually unusable in this context (your mind out of the gutter, please), meaning "to utter suddenly and passionately; to exclaim"?

The rest of my sudden and passionate utterance about shorts: "Don't make me go in there and make cutoffs!"


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