The Columnist Manifesto

From today's New York Times:

Long considered one of the most innovative Broadway production houses, with a string of hits in the 1990s including "Guys and Dolls," "Hamlet" and "The Who's Tommy," [Dodger Theatricals, Ltd.] are facing a financial crunch.

Hey, I've got a great new script for you! It's called "Cats"...

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