Sunday, May 21, 2006

 

The down side of the smoking ban

You can ban smoking all you want -- and I'm a huge supporter of smoking bans in all public places -- but smokers will have their day. No smoking on airplanes or in airports, but when you leave the airport, you have to pass through a belt of second hand smoke at the exits to baggage claim.

Our Town recently enacted a smoking ban in all bars and restaurants, and the smokers now congregate just outside. Here's the sidewalk in front of one of our neighborhood bars, Sunday morning:

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It's the law of unintended consequences, I guess.

This scene got me thinking: when was the founding moment in the history of smoking when society said it was okay to throw your f***ing butts on the ground? Often lit? Out your car window on the highway, still lit?*

When the backlash against littering was launched in the late 60s, who won the exemption for ciggy butts?

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The other day, as I drove over a bouncing lit cigarette tossed from a car on the highway, I wondered: Has a lit cigarette thrown from a moving car ever bounced into the engine housing of another car and started a car fire?

Comments:
But you're angry, and pregnant, so I'm thinking they might leave you alone.

"Hey, you dropped something."

Classic.


nubgkyla (nub-geek-EE-la): someone who gets unnecessarily excited about nubs.
 
When I'm in particularly crabby moods, I do this on campus to smokers (not into cars). But if they throw their used butt on teh ground, I will sometimes say, "You dropped this" and hand the butt back to them. I do this also to the occasional litterer.

I've never been beaten up, but I have been called a f*ckin' b*tch.

(Once again, APL, the parallels are astounding!)
 
Perhaps it started when all cigarettes were filterless, as they would degrade away.
 
The "hey you dropped something" gambit can be risky.

In Toronto, a bike courier saw a motorist drop a bag of fast-food leftovers on the street. She caught up to the driver and "returned" the bag, leading to an exciting (and frequently-viewed) confrontation.

aldfurbl (ald-FUR-ball): what you get when you elect a cat to the City Council
 
That picture is an excellent argument for not passing out in front of a tavern.
 
This was an easily anticipated unintended consequence of the ban. How about the others... A crowd in front of the tav easily gives cover for drug deals, prostitution, drinks snuck out, extortion, fights, etc. etc. As far as the litter issue, the barkeeps should be out breathing cool air sweeping the sidewalks and emptying the (seldom used) butt cans that seem to be an afterthoughtafter this ban, or hey, I'm sure the janitorial staff who usually cleans up at the wee hours would love to expose themselves to the muggers and baddies while they do it. But wait! The sidewalks are CITY property, so I'm sure the taxpayers would love to pay the crews more to take that much more time to clean up the butts... My solution would be of course, to have a "Give Your Alder A Trash Bag Day"... But of course, their noses are pionted so high to the sky that they cant see the situation like our great photog contributer did. I hope after that great photo, he took a broom and swept up the offending matter like the good blogging citizen that the columnist is...
 
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